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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou)

Sep 27

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

Sep 27

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Sep 27

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)

Sep 27
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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

Sep 27

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

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deletingmyself:

untitled (by seed bunye)

I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.

the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: battleagainsttheworld)

Sep 24

Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you

10 word story (via selectables)

(Source: selectables)

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brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home